All Choked Up
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don’t even talk to me unless you drive this car

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don’t even talk to me unless you drive this car

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Farmer plays Royals on trombone, cows gather

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TIC TAC BOXES, MAN.

Does this mean I’m allowed to buy tic tacs again?

You never should have stopped

The ribbon one is BRILLIANT

Omfg these white girls next to me are complaining that they won’t have many classes next semester since they are close to graduating and they literally said, “what are we going to do? We don’t have a social life because everyone is away… We will have nothing to do… I mean, maybe we could get a job or something…”

What the fuck
WHAT

Ugh it is the WORST especially when my girlfriend is sound asleep next to me lmao

Ugh it is the WORST especially when my girlfriend is sound asleep next to me lmao

Can’t sleep and I need to get up in 3 hours

Can’t sleep and I need to get up in 3 hours

My girlfriend punched me in the face while she was sleeping then continued to sleep as I loudly exclaimed, “BABE YOU PUNCHED ME”

I don’t even know how to deal with this sleepy babe